Virtual pets are fun, but sometimes they can be a virtual pain in the virtual backside. You have to virtually feed them and virtually play with them. And yes, they virtually love you, but it's just not the same as real love.
But one has to admit, most virtual pets are easy to carry around, whereas most real pets either won't fit in your pocket (like a dog) or wouldn't survive in your pocket (like a trout).
We have the solution: the Mini Pet Cactus. The Mini Pet Cactus will love you unconditionally. The new Bio-Tech Blue Cactus is amazing. You don't have to do anything to care for it.
It's sealed tight inside its bottle, resting in magic blue gel (which has all the nutrients the little dude needs to grow).
Really - just add sun. Each cactus comes with a strap to attach to your jacket, cell phone, etc., so you can take it with you everywhere.
Nothing says fun like talking to your cactus in a public place - until security asks you to leave, that is. The Mini Pet Cactus is waiting to be adopted…by you! |
